标题: 英文笑话1 [打印本页] 作者: d123 时间: 2010-5-11 03:53 标题: 英文笑话1 At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”
the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”
And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,
that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”
The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very
intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”
So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.
He might be trying to call you!”
警察局的电话响了,警察接起电话说:「喂!喂!」
「我的猫不见了!」警察说:「先生,很抱歉!这不是警察的职责,我们太忙了!」
对方说:「但是你不了解,这是一只很聪明的猫,他几乎像人一样可以说话!」
于是警察说道:「那你最好挂断电话,他可能正试着打电话给你!」
|||There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don'teven know that lady!"
An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
这个忙不过来的警察对他说:「就站在这里,你就会到医院了!」
|||A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”