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发表于 2010-5-11 03:54:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”

the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”

And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,

that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”

The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very

intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”

So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.

He might be trying to call you!”

 

警察局的电话响了,警察接起电话说:「喂!喂!」

「我的猫不见了!」警察说:「先生,很抱歉!这不是警察的职责,我们太忙了!」

对方说:「但是你不了解,这是一只很聪明的猫,他几乎像人一样可以说话!」

于是警察说道:「那你最好挂断电话,他可能正试着打电话给你!」
|||There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don'teven know that lady!"



参考中文:

有一天,一对结婚很久的夫妻一起步行经过公园时,看到一对年轻夫妇坐在长椅上热吻,太太就跟先生说:「亲爱的!你为什么不那样做呢?」先生说:「怎么行呢?我还不认识那位小姐呢!」
|||English:

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!



中文:

精神病医师:你哪里不舒服?

病人:我认为我是一只鸡。

精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的?

病人:从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。
|||English:

An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.

"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"

The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"



中文:

有个很健忘的人站在车水马龙的十字路口正中央,那里有个警察正忙着指挥交通,而他不断地去干扰这位值勤的警员,因为他搞不清楚方向。

他问道:「请问一下,警察先生,可以告诉我医院要怎么走吗?」

这个忙不过来的警察对他说:「就站在这里,你就会到医院了!」
|||A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”



参考中文:

有个人打电话给律师,问道:「你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱?」律师回答说:「四百美元。」

这个人说:「这要不少钱,不是吗?」

律师回答说:「我想是吧!你的第三个问题是什么?」
|||嗯,不错,有意思
|||agree to
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